November 23rd, 2009
November 13th, 2009
THE EVIL ONES HAVE PUT MY HEAD IN A VICE STOP THEY ARE DRILLING INTO MY BRAIN STOP I AM TAPPING THIS IN MORSE CODE WITH MY PINKIE FINGER STOP LUCKILY MY CAT IS VERY CLEVER AND CAN BOTH TRANSLATE MORSE CODE AND USE LIVEJOURNAL STOP HOWEVER HE HAS A LITTLE TROUBLE WITH THE NEW FACEBOOK LAYOUT STOP HE HASN'T LEARNED TO USE WORLD OF WARCRAFT YET BUT I THINK ITS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME STOP I HOPE HE DOESN'T BUY ANY GOLD AS I DON'T WANT MY ACCOUNT BANNED STOP WHAT WAS I SAYING OH WAIT YES THATS RIGHT PLEASE SEND HELP STOP
November 8th, 2009
1. Fireworks are pretty.
2.![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif)
bodphrah's bathroom scales are wrong.
3. Lush stuff is awesome.
4. I am very excited about this: http://www.beanosmarketplace.co.uk/
5. Cake is nice. (This may or may not be related to article 2)
6. Still unemployed, but through the fire and the flames WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! the job hunt.
How are you?
2.
bodphrah's bathroom scales are wrong.3. Lush stuff is awesome.
4. I am very excited about this: http://www.beanosmarketplace.co.uk/
5. Cake is nice. (This may or may not be related to article 2)
6. Still unemployed, but through the fire and the flames WE CARRY OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!!! the job hunt.
How are you?
October 19th, 2009
... all over this like white on rice.
Also: Fatty (the fabulous lass in the above song) has recently adopted a very special kitten. Please go here to read about him: http://www.sirnoggin.com/
Also: Fatty (the fabulous lass in the above song) has recently adopted a very special kitten. Please go here to read about him: http://www.sirnoggin.com/
October 3rd, 2009
Tonight I am going to a birthday celebration.
In fact, it is a multiple birthday ecelebration. Woo! Yay! Hoopla!
Except... we will be going to Martine's in East Grinstead.
I'm considering taking a flame thrower.
In fact, it is a multiple birthday ecelebration. Woo! Yay! Hoopla!
Except... we will be going to Martine's in East Grinstead.
I'm considering taking a flame thrower.
September 25th, 2009
Hello, intertubes!
Did you miss me? No, probably not.
Carry on then.
Did you miss me? No, probably not.
Carry on then.
September 14th, 2009
September 12th, 2009
Do not need new shoes.
Do not need new shoes.
Do not need new shoes.
Do not need new shoes.
Do not need new shoes.
Do not need new shoes.
...
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
Do not need new shoes.
Do not need new shoes.
Do not need new shoes.
Do not need new shoes.
Do not need new shoes.
...
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
September 9th, 2009
I have just discovered The Portsmouth Sinfonia.
It is amazing.
It is sunshine yellow shot through with electric blue lightning and gold and white sparkles.
I am in love.
It is amazing.
It is sunshine yellow shot through with electric blue lightning and gold and white sparkles.
I am in love.
PURE AND UTTER JOYSeptember 8th, 2009
Currently sat on hold, waiting to change my council tax.
BEST DAY EVER AMIRITE?????
BEST DAY EVER AMIRITE?????
DUUUUURRRRRRRFFFFFFFFSeptember 7th, 2009
Knife ban for 'be prepared' scouts
Oh, how very silly >:(
(Yes, I get all my news from Yahoo, when I check my emails. Shuttup.)
Oh, how very silly >:(
(Yes, I get all my news from Yahoo, when I check my emails. Shuttup.)
August 27th, 2009
AND THEN, I DIED.
THE END.
*is exhausted*
Up at 7.30, did a kid's holiday thing from 9-12.30 (fun but busy), job hunting, lunch, packed up a bit more stuff, more job hunting, got out kit for guide camp (took an hour and a half), and I know once I've had my dinner I've got to pack my camp kit.
Uurgh uurgh uurgh. At least Vyvian is helping me, by display my current internal anguish through the medium of interpretive dance.
Edit: But at least I managed to buy the chicken for my dinner reduced to 89p instead of £2.79. It's the little things, isn't it?
THE END.
*is exhausted*
Up at 7.30, did a kid's holiday thing from 9-12.30 (fun but busy), job hunting, lunch, packed up a bit more stuff, more job hunting, got out kit for guide camp (took an hour and a half), and I know once I've had my dinner I've got to pack my camp kit.
Uurgh uurgh uurgh. At least Vyvian is helping me, by display my current internal anguish through the medium of interpretive dance.
Edit: But at least I managed to buy the chicken for my dinner reduced to 89p instead of £2.79. It's the little things, isn't it?
August 26th, 2009
Inglourious Basterds?
Brilliantly bonkers.
Go! See! Laugh at Pitt's accent! Cry at the bit with the thing and the thing with the thing in the background! Eat your knuckles and squirm in terror for the entire first "chapter!" Shout "NOOOOO" at the screen when he asks to see her thing and he has the thing!!
:D
A++
Brilliantly bonkers.
Go! See! Laugh at Pitt's accent! Cry at the bit with the thing and the thing with the thing in the background! Eat your knuckles and squirm in terror for the entire first "chapter!" Shout "NOOOOO" at the screen when he asks to see her thing and he has the thing!!
:D
A++
August 25th, 2009
*sigh*
Yes, we know what women's underwear looks like. Yes, we know which parts of the anatomy it covers. And yes, the story is about a man stealing women's underwear.
But, really, do we have to use that picture?
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090825/tu
Link is somewhat NSFW, despite being on a "news site."
In the words of one of the world's greatest philosophers, "Good grief."
Yes, we know what women's underwear looks like. Yes, we know which parts of the anatomy it covers. And yes, the story is about a man stealing women's underwear.
But, really, do we have to use that picture?
http://uk.news.yahoo.com/21/20090825/tu
Link is somewhat NSFW, despite being on a "news site."
In the words of one of the world's greatest philosophers, "Good grief."
August 23rd, 2009
Reserved the name Zinzyn for my goblin rogue. For real, I have wanted a goblin rogue since I started playing. Pant-creaming may have occurred.
What about you lot?
What about you lot?
August 20th, 2009
To: D. Harry
Re: Your music
Hi Debs,
We've borrowed one of your songs. Hope you don't mind. Nobody else seems to have noticed yet.
Thanks,
Matty B xx
Re: Your music
Hi Debs,
We've borrowed one of your songs. Hope you don't mind. Nobody else seems to have noticed yet.
Thanks,
Matty B xx
August 17th, 2009
August 16th, 2009
Spent the weekend at Bod's, watching a silly amount of films. Was ace. They were, in order, V for Vendetta, Cashback, Black Sheep, Death Proof, Planet Terror* and Tokyo Gore Police.
They were all awesome in their own special way. I can't quite decide which was my favourite, as... well... they were all fantastic.
V for Vendetta
Well, everyone should at least be vaguely familiar with this. Dark humour, beautifully paced monologues and a mysterious villain character that you spend most of the film trying to work out if he is bad or good (and eventually decide that he is the perfect amount of both)? Yes pls. Surprisingly gentle and sensitive too; I found myself truly moved at several points. Lots of thinly-veiled references to 1984, but that's not really a bad thing, and I was genuinely a bit shocked when ( SPOILERS LOL ) Definitely, definitely a sweet and delicious antidote to the poison that was the third Matrix film.
Cashback
I was a bit cynical at first, due to the cover; it looked very much as if it was going to be a British version of American Pie or Road Trip, or that kind of "teenage comedy" that was popular a few years back. I was, frankly, pleasantly surprised. Yes, there were moments that had me giggling like a child, and yes, there were several scenes which delivered the perfect amount of slapstick and punnery; but also there were hauntingly beautiful moments. The whole film is about finding love and beauty in the secret moments in life, and a combination of a wonderfully subtle sound track and gorgeous cinematography/lighting dragged you into the screen, immersedyou in the story and let you see the world through the eyes of Ben, our hero, where there is beauty in everything. A genuine treat.
And on that note, the rest of the reviews can wait til later, as I'm going to get myself a cornetto.
*Yes, I know they are technically one double-feature, but we bought them as two seperate dvds so they count as two separate films in my world.
They were all awesome in their own special way. I can't quite decide which was my favourite, as... well... they were all fantastic.
V for Vendetta
Well, everyone should at least be vaguely familiar with this. Dark humour, beautifully paced monologues and a mysterious villain character that you spend most of the film trying to work out if he is bad or good (and eventually decide that he is the perfect amount of both)? Yes pls. Surprisingly gentle and sensitive too; I found myself truly moved at several points. Lots of thinly-veiled references to 1984, but that's not really a bad thing, and I was genuinely a bit shocked when ( SPOILERS LOL ) Definitely, definitely a sweet and delicious antidote to the poison that was the third Matrix film.
Cashback
I was a bit cynical at first, due to the cover; it looked very much as if it was going to be a British version of American Pie or Road Trip, or that kind of "teenage comedy" that was popular a few years back. I was, frankly, pleasantly surprised. Yes, there were moments that had me giggling like a child, and yes, there were several scenes which delivered the perfect amount of slapstick and punnery; but also there were hauntingly beautiful moments. The whole film is about finding love and beauty in the secret moments in life, and a combination of a wonderfully subtle sound track and gorgeous cinematography/lighting dragged you into the screen, immersedyou in the story and let you see the world through the eyes of Ben, our hero, where there is beauty in everything. A genuine treat.
And on that note, the rest of the reviews can wait til later, as I'm going to get myself a cornetto.
*Yes, I know they are technically one double-feature, but we bought them as two seperate dvds so they count as two separate films in my world.
July 27th, 2009
July 26th, 2009
I have flu.
I feel poop.
I spent from 10.30pm Friday night until 4pm today (Sunday) in bed.
I'm only up because my body is cramping from lack of movement (at least shifting position in my chair keeps the blood flowing).
I have a fever yet am still shivering.
I have a headache, feel sick, can't stop sneezing/coughing and earlier I hacked up a lump of phlegm the size of a d20.
Now, here's a picture of a child being stalked by a vulture while he crawls to a UN food camp.
Warning: is large and somewhat distressing.
I feel poop.
I spent from 10.30pm Friday night until 4pm today (Sunday) in bed.
I'm only up because my body is cramping from lack of movement (at least shifting position in my chair keeps the blood flowing).
I have a fever yet am still shivering.
I have a headache, feel sick, can't stop sneezing/coughing and earlier I hacked up a lump of phlegm the size of a d20.
Now, here's a picture of a child being stalked by a vulture while he crawls to a UN food camp.
Warning: is large and somewhat distressing.
ashamed